Underwear is funny.

10/24/03

 

It's a proven fact of comedy. There are certain things that are just inherently humorous. Number one on the list is "Monkeys", followed closely by "large people nicknamed Tiny". Edging it's way into third is "white men's briefs" (aka "Whitey Tighties"). Rounding out the top five are "The Royal Canadian Mounted Police" and "Gelatinous Cubes". Maybe one day I will combine these five into the greatest comic strip ever, but quite frankly, I don't think the world is emotionally prepared for it. Maybe someday when there is no war and the lamb and the lion play together in the field, maybe on that day, we will be ready, but I dare not venture to try until then. We simply arn't ready.

Time for me to get some sleep and dream about a better, funnier world.

-Mike